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Letters from the College Dorms

Dear Incessently Needy,

Just because you have a desire to be around people all the time and tell them about things they (let’s face it) don’t really care about doesn’t mean they want the same things. Get a grip already, you’re a college student, act like one.

-Annoyed

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Dear Male Gender,

Why must you actually fall into the stereotype that society has given you? Is it really that hard to pick up a phone and call when you say you’re going to or make up your mind about what you want? I seem to have no problem picking up a phone and calling you, it would be great if you could return the favor, especially when you said you were going to call. But alas, it seems to be the way of life, I guess I should just get used to it rather than thinking one of you could actually be different.

- Enjoying the single life

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Dear US Economy,

You really picked a crappy time to go down the tubes. (Of course, if it weren’t a crappy time for me it would be for someone else, but that’s besides the point.) The job market is a heck of a lot harder when the economy sucks and everyone is on a hiring freeze. (Even for those of us who have degrees that can get us “good” jobs.) Please turn around soon so that I will not be unemployed at the end of the summer.

-Tired of worrying

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Dear People who think a degree in nursing automatically equals a job,

Just because I have a degree in a good field does not mean that I will get a job. Everything is effected by the economy. There are newspaper articles saying that there is still a need for nurses. I don’t deny this. (In fact it will be true for a long time.) But just because there is a need for nurses does not mean hospitals have the budget to HIRE more nurses. Many hospitals are on a hiring freeze. (Or only want people who already have experience.) Some hospitals are laying off nurses. (If they’re laying people off, their not going to hire more.)

- Sick of explaining

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Dear Hospital Doctors,

Please use language that is easy for non-medical personnel to understand. When my friend Moose was in the Emergency Department yesterday, the only reason she had any clue what was going on was because her two nursing friends were there to explain what the heck you were saying. It would be very much appreciated if you could explain things in terms we can understand so we can ask you questions that matter rather than questions clarifying what you just told us.

- A Senior Nursing Student

The Bachelor

Did anyone else watch the Bachelor tonight?

There’s Jason, he seems like a sweet guy. He’s been hurt before and he fell in love with two women (which doesn’t seem all that impossible given the situation he is put in), but what the heck is his problem? I completely understand wanting to follow his heart, but what I don’t understand is his need to destroy his fiance’s heart on national television.

He never even gave Melissa a chance. He spent all this time on the show talking about how he wanted someone who was going to be open with him. He was never open with her. She found out on the show (after he told the nation) that he couldn’t get Molly out of his head and that he was still in love with her.

Are you kidding me??

And what was Molly thinking?? Is she a fool. I know she said that she still loved him and she said that they would see where things would go, however, she was making out with him before the show was over. After the show was over my roommate had a great point: he has said “I love you” and “I can’t live without you” to FOUR women over the past THREE years.

How could a guy be so insensitive to break his fiance’s heart on NATIONAL TELEVISION????

I have been in a similar situation where I fell in love with a guy and he broke it off with me. I went back to him because I thought we were great together, we were in love. (Or so I was led to believe.) In reality, I was in love with ther person he was pretending to be. It ended up being worse the second time around.

Even though what he did was terrible, I hope he ends up happy, for his sake and for his son’s sake.

Live, Love, Learn, and Love again.

The World According to Men (through a women’s eyes)

Men clearly have a different view of the world than women do. We’re a completely different species altogether. There are the obvious things like sports and food, that are similar to a lot of women, but when it comes to relationships – who doesn’t see the difference?

To men (or so it seems), women are there to do what they want them to. Taken out to be played with when they are wanted and put back on the shelf when they are not. So it comes as no surprise that a man would want more than one right?

It’s interesting to me that one guy can tell a friend that he and a girl are over, and tell another girl nothing about the other girl, and go on telling the first girl he loves her. Something there just doesn’t seem to add up (clearly).

And what does he do when he’s caught? Apologizes to both girls and hopes they both give him another chance – that’s what happens when the cheated talk.

So you read him the right act tell him that you hope he really wanted what he told his friend (that the two of you were over) because that’s exactly what he’s going to get. And then he comes crawling back? What is it about this situation that men don’t understand???

Man likes woman, man dates woman, man cheats on woman, woman leaves him, man comes crawling back? It seems pretty clear to me that when the woman leaves him, she doesn’t want him crawling back to her. (She broke up with him after all!)

But he comes crawling back anyway, and tells her that he really does love her and that he really screwed up. (Duh!)

So the answer is no, my dear man, that is not how the world works, and the girl (or woman rather) will not let you come crawling back.

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